"The voters have stolen my nomination!"

Take it away, Andrew Sullivan. Or rather, a reader of Andrew Sullivan who sent this in. Yeah, it's come to this. What's next, tumblr? NEVER!

Hillary's hanging on to the contest dramatically proves to me that she is unfit to be our president. It is so Bush-like, is it not? It's her Iraq. She has obviously failed, yet she keeps on just to prove she's not a quitter. Where have we heard that lately? How can we depend on her? Like Bush, she cannot admit a mistake. She can't admit failure. She is not rational. She'll take us down with her... Her campaign alone is a reason to vote against her.

Those triangulated Iraq votes are also kinda unforgivable.

Translated another way by a college senior: "Hillz is now that person at the party who's had 6 too many jello shots, is talking abnormally loudly and is incapable of understanding the fact that she has overstayed her welcome. And she's starting to hiccup... C'mon Hillz, let's get your coat and we'll walk with you to the door..."

I need some interns to start handling my witticisms.

Comments

[MD]

That was spot on and really funny. It makes my colon jiggle with glee to know that there are still people out there who can see things for what they are.

[Justin Desigz]

no, you have cunts for eyes.