As In All Things, I Blame Nic Cage

Good grief, it was such a gorgeous morning after a night of rain and I came out of my apartment to discover two disturbing things: Signs announcing that the accursed Nic Cage abomination Sorcerer's Apprentice would be shooting on my block, and my rear bike wheel totally destroyed. Coincidence? This production is starting to rival the Exorcist for accidents and bad karma, and since I hardly need any additional reason to bash Nic Cage, I'm holding him personally responsible. Thanks a lot asshole. You owe me $70. Happy Bike to Work Day.