Fists With Your Toes

"Trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining-room table."

Wow, it's so refreshing when a politician just calls a spade a spade. Go, Barney! Don't take any guff from these swine.

Two Weeks

Holy smokes this Grizzly Bear video is OUTSTANDING. Bummer I'm going to miss their East River Park show because of vacation, but everyone should have my problems.

Why Does JDS Hate Old People?

Is it because they're a drag on the economy? Because they kept Murder, She Wrote on the air for so many years? Because they waste all their dwindling time on the internets? Because of Werther's Originals? No, it's because they dare to act in plays. He'd just as soon have all actors over 50 sent to Obamacare death panels. Cancel my subscription, Gothamite!