Hey everybody, thanks for all the emails about that one time I was Santa Claus at Saks Fifth Avenue. Well, I managed to sell it to The Awl for a pretty serious sum of money. And when I say money, I mean appreciative e-mails from Choire Sicha, which I'm printing out now to buy Christmas gifts for my family. I'm the richest man in town!
You can
read it there if you're not tired of hearing me tell it at parties. It's going to be appear in three parts. In the meantime, anybody
watch Die Hard yet? SO STOKED. Come to papa I'll kiss your fucking Dalmatian!
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